Hi Jukeboxers. It is unicorn time! Anyone that has heard me talk with Eric “Master Sensei” from Dojo knows that I can’t have nice things and I am horrible at collecting cigars. If you are a cigar in my humidor, you are lucky to get a year of age on you before you are sacrificed to my Crowned Heads ashtray. Sorry, I get too excited about cigars and can’t wait to smoke them. And this is definitely goes to those unicorns that we all hunt with reckless abandon.
However, this poses a problem. Often I smoke them without having a show to properly celebrate the experience. Even though most cigar smokers will never experience these unicorns, I feel bad not giving them the proper celebration and respect. Well, this is going to change.
I am going to begin “Unicorn Hunting” shows. These will be old school shows where I feature a unicorn cigar, either with an interview or without. Having said that, one of the best things about unicorns is the thrill of the hunt. Therefore, I need your help.
Send me a bounty list of unicorns you want me to track down to feature on the show. As a self proclaimed “Darth Weasel” I will do my best to send Boba Fett, and other scum and villainy, throughout the galaxy to hunt them down….no disentigrations.
So, email me on firstname.lastname@example.org or leave a comment below with names of some unicorns you want featured on the show. I will do my best to capture these mythical beasts. Be on the lookout for the first Unicorn Hunt.